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RT @hot_coughy: Look lady, the CD bin says "everything, 5.00" *continues pushing bin, never breaking eye contact.* *whispers* "started from the bottom..."

– 1.6 hours ago

Steven O'Donnell (Follow @SternoShots on twitter)

RT @hot_coughy: You say you hate people but you seem to follow a few.

– 1.6 hours ago

Steven O'Donnell (Follow @SternoShots on twitter)

RT @hot_coughy: Relevance is irrelevant. Remember that, it's important...

– 1.6 hours ago

Steven O'Donnell (Follow @SternoShots on twitter)

RT @FrauFickenDammt: I put my micro miniskirt and Ugg boots on just like you. One whorebag leg at a time.

– 1.6 hours ago

Steven O'Donnell (Follow @SternoShots on twitter)

RT @hot_coughy: I never knew of my subconsciously trained fighting skills until they were triggered by inadvertently walking into a spiderweb.

– 1.6 hours ago

Steven O'Donnell (Follow @SternoShots on twitter)

RT @naazihah: So if ha'penny is half a penny, then happiness is half a penis?

– 1.9 hours ago

Steven O'Donnell (Follow @SternoShots on twitter)

RT @lifecoachfit: It takes a village to raise a child so I dropped the kids off at my neighbors house with a note: "your turn"

– 1.9 hours ago

Steven O'Donnell (Follow @SternoShots on twitter)

RT @TDeeRock: Checked you out and not gonna lie but you look pretty serial killery.

– 8.4 hours ago

Vic Friesen (Follow @tor_92_v on twitter)

RT @SternoShots: If you're not flexible enough to put your feet behind your ears why did you even buy those shoes?

– 11.5 hours ago

Steven O'Donnell (Follow @SternoShots on twitter)

RT @SarahFemme: I said, "I want to play a game," and tied him to the bed. He got all freaked out, but the Jigsaw mask helps center me.

– 11.6 hours ago

Mariah Glasgow (Follow @dazeddbyhayes on twitter)

RT @SternoShots: I like my women how I like my coffee, with little or no pubic hair.

– 11.7 hours ago

Steven O'Donnell (Follow @SternoShots on twitter)

RT @TeaPartyCat: Alex Jones: "God didn't send tornadoes to Oklahoma; Obama did. He's got weaponized weather." http://ow.ly/lgkzp

– 11.8 hours ago

Gretchen (Follow @wokkax3 on twitter)

@SternoShots @McMuster Oh wait. Now I get it. I've had a rough day. Fuck off.

– 11.9 hours ago

Gretchen (Follow @wokkax3 on twitter)

@SternoShots @McMuster I don't think this tweet makes sense, but I favorited it anyway.

– 11.9 hours ago

Steven O'Donnell (Follow @SternoShots on twitter)

@wokkax3 you mean Jolden Jirls @McMuster

– 11.9 hours ago

Puddle (Follow @PuddleJones on twitter)

RT @SternoShots: I like my women how I like my coffee, with little or no pubic hair.

– 11.9 hours ago

Felipe (Follow @FNM23 on twitter)

RT @SternoShots: I like my women how I like my coffee, with little or no pubic hair.

– 12 hours ago

inappropriate mom (Follow @nicfit75 on twitter)

RT @SternoShots: I like my women how I like my coffee, with little or no pubic hair.

– 12 hours ago

jessejean (Follow @jessejeann on twitter)

RT @SternoShots: Wow, I bet those dimples can hold a lot of semen.

– 12.1 hours ago

Hannah Boeser? (Follow @FaggotMcGeee on twitter)

RT @SternoShots: Wow, I bet those dimples can hold a lot of semen.

– 12.2 hours ago

Cal (Follow @GangOfTheTaylor on twitter)

RT @SternoShots: Wow, I bet those dimples can hold a lot of semen.

– 12.2 hours ago

Cocky Asshole™ (Follow @Cockydudeprobs on twitter)

RT @SternoShots: Wow, I bet those dimples can hold a lot of semen.

– 12.4 hours ago

negative nemily (Follow @emireecraire on twitter)

RT @SternoShots: An easy way to tell the difference between a burrito and a baby is to cover it in hot sauce. If it cries: not a burrito

– 12.4 hours ago

Bob Willits (Follow @tapper on twitter)

RT @SternoShots: An easy way to tell the difference between a burrito and a baby is to cover it in hot sauce. If it cries: not a burrito

– 12.4 hours ago

Rick (Follow @RichmondDistRic on twitter)

@SternoShots i've clearly been going to the wrong taqueria then

– 12.4 hours ago

Steven O'Donnell (Follow @SternoShots on twitter)

An easy way to tell the difference between a burrito and a baby is to cover it in hot sauce. If it cries: not a burrito

– 12.5 hours ago

Steven O'Donnell (Follow @SternoShots on twitter)

RT @Caissie: Inventor of GIFs said once & for all, it's soft G, pronounced "jif." But it stands for Graphics Interchange Format. Does he say "jraphics?"